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What the hell is a 'lilo' ?? I read the whole story and I still don't understand what that means.
Anyone? Anyone?
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Can someone please 'splain me? I am unfamiliar with this term . . .
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 03:41 PM
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 03:52 PM
All my searches lead me to Lilo and Stitch references, so maybe this Jordan is half human and half animated. Sorta like Jessica Rabbit but with smaller milk wagons 
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 04:01 PM
If you click on the hypertext link to her profile card:
She's apparently the British version of Pamela Anderson, a woman basically known for her surgically-enhanced assets. I can only assume that the word lilo is a British term for blow-up doll. She's a Page 3 girl...
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Spot her Falling out of the Met Bar, Red Cube, ChinaWhite and on Page3.
Seen with Baby Harvey and his father, Dwight Yorke. A feud with Victoria Beckham culminated in Posh leading a chorus of 'Who let the dogs out?' at a Manchester United game.
Toys Three sewing machines - she makes her own clothes.
Need-to-know Horse-mad Jordan had her first boob job after an unsuccessful Baywatch audition. And, although tabloid readers voted overwhelmingly against the ops, subsequently had two more, inflating herself from a 34B to 34FF. Now resembling an accident between Barbara Windsor and a lilo, Jordan (real name Katie Price) says, 'All I want is a gentleman.' So far she ain't got lucky, despite being 'romantically linked' with (ie. spotted drunkenly snogging) Dane Bowers, Teddy Sheringham, Ace from Gladiators, show-jumper Oliver Skeete, Dwight Yorke and George Best's son, Calum - among others. Jordan campaigned (unsuccessfully) to be MP for Stretford and Urmstone on the platform of a 'Bigger, Betta Future' but says her ambitions are to become a pop star and to be air-brushed by Playboy to look 'perfect'. She chose the name Jordan because 'I couldn't think of anything else.' Motherhood proved no obstacle to partying and the busty blonde wasted no time in finding new playmates – one of whom was revealed in a supposed kiss-and-tell to be teenage pop star Gareth Gates. He, of course, denies all her allegations.
Spot her Falling out of the Met Bar, Red Cube, ChinaWhite and on Page3.
Seen with Baby Harvey and his father, Dwight Yorke. A feud with Victoria Beckham culminated in Posh leading a chorus of 'Who let the dogs out?' at a Manchester United game.
Toys Three sewing machines - she makes her own clothes.
Need-to-know Horse-mad Jordan had her first boob job after an unsuccessful Baywatch audition. And, although tabloid readers voted overwhelmingly against the ops, subsequently had two more, inflating herself from a 34B to 34FF. Now resembling an accident between Barbara Windsor and a lilo, Jordan (real name Katie Price) says, 'All I want is a gentleman.' So far she ain't got lucky, despite being 'romantically linked' with (ie. spotted drunkenly snogging) Dane Bowers, Teddy Sheringham, Ace from Gladiators, show-jumper Oliver Skeete, Dwight Yorke and George Best's son, Calum - among others. Jordan campaigned (unsuccessfully) to be MP for Stretford and Urmstone on the platform of a 'Bigger, Betta Future' but says her ambitions are to become a pop star and to be air-brushed by Playboy to look 'perfect'. She chose the name Jordan because 'I couldn't think of anything else.' Motherhood proved no obstacle to partying and the busty blonde wasted no time in finding new playmates – one of whom was revealed in a supposed kiss-and-tell to be teenage pop star Gareth Gates. He, of course, denies all her allegations.
She's apparently the British version of Pamela Anderson, a woman basically known for her surgically-enhanced assets. I can only assume that the word lilo is a British term for blow-up doll. She's a Page 3 girl...
This post has been edited by podunkboy: 11 June 2003 - 04:01 PM
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 04:17 PM
Ahhh, Page 3 gals...... ahhhhhh some of the best times growing up as a lad was spent "reading" the articles on "page 4". I was a very slow reader. God Bless that Daily Mirror, God Bless it real good.
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 04:21 PM
QUOTE(ajdury @ Jun 11 2003, 09:41 PM)
What the hell is a 'lilo' ?
MEEGA NA LA KUEESTA! A-hahahahahahahaha!
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 04:36 PM
Wasn't Lilo the little girl, not the alien? If that's the origin it's just plain creepy.
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 05:54 PM
QUOTE(klanzotheklown @ Jun 11 2003, 05:36 PM)
Wasn't Lilo the little girl, not the alien? If that's the origin it's just plain creepy.
no it isn't....
QUOTE(podunkboy @ Jun 11 2003, 05:01 PM)
She's apparently the British version of Pamela Anderson, a woman basically known for her surgically-enhanced assets. I can only assume that the word lilo is a British term for blow-up doll. She's a Page 3 girl...
Page 3 girls are the slang name for the various models who have posted topless in the multiple newspapers in England (Daily Mirror, The Star, The Express, etc.), as their pictures show up on Page 3 of each daily edition.
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 06:58 PM
QUOTE(Hypes @ Jun 11 2003, 05:21 PM)
I don't watch much Disney flicks lately, so I ask... is this movie the source of your famous quote? :rolleyes:
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 09:33 PM
QUOTE(Hypes @ Jun 11 2003, 04:21 PM)
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 09:47 PM
damn, even the google search came up empty, but those who thought of lilo as the british term for blow up doll...prob right on!
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